Most Disturbing Dream

They say if you die in your dreams you don't wake up. What about if you are already dead in your dream?

I dreamt I was a ghost and so was my brother. As ghosts, we could decide who could still see/hear us and we were sticking around for our father to still see us. Nothing to heavy so far.

I met a few other ghosts. Ran into one kid I met at Hooligan's who didn't know he was dead. This is where what now seems like the comic relief aspect of the dream. I broke the news to him that he was dead, his friends could still see him because he was allowing them to. He didn't believe me at first until I showed him what apparently is the first thing everyone learns when they die, the hokey pokey in sign language. Seems very funny now but it was very serious. I didn't have to say anything, I just started doing it, he started doing it with me and realized I was telling him the truth. He was very distraught as the reality of the situation, I could see it in his eyes as everything that was going on swirled through his mind.

While riding in the car with my brother, my father was talking about how he is going to have to break things off with our step-mother, that they would be getting a divorce (this actually happened 5 years ago). I don't recall what it was but my dad said something that lead me to believe he didn't know about my brother and I being dead.

I've never had to be the one to tell someone their son has passed away. I know know I never want to. I don't know what was worse, having to tell him his son was dead, or watching my dad's reaction to me being dead.

"Rob, does he know?" I whispered to my brother. "Dad, we're, not alive."

What an unsettling dream and awful feeling in my gut.

Improv Drama/Action

So my buddy Jeff was bored and randomly IMed me while I was at work, the conversation quickly spun out of control as I was equally as bored. Below is what transpired:

Jeff: grrr
Jeff: what AIM program do you use at home
Jeff: cause it must be when you hit return after each line of your away message, or something, it doesn't put a space, and it pisses me off!!
Jeff: Nice guys finish last,You're running out of gas,Your sympathy will get you left behind.
Jeff: thats how it looks
Dom: trillian
Dom: weerd
Dom: I'm sorry bud
Dom: there are things about trillian that bug me too, but I just can't switch back to AIM
Jeff: YOU HAVE TO
Jeff: triton sucks tho
Jeff: switch to an earlier version
Dom: I had 5.5
Dom: but I can't take the random ads in there
Dom: I am too happy with the interace of the trillian
Dom: renaming buddies
Dom: connecting to my other stuff, not that I use those other screen names much though
Jeff: then you leave me no other choice
Jeff: *holds gun to head*
Jeff: i'll pull the trigger man
Dom: hold on now
Dom: perhaps we can comprimise
Dom: compromise
Dom: I'll add an extra line break
Dom: or maybe investigate trillian plugins that allow html in away msgs
Jeff: *pulls back hammer*
Jeff: *clicks*
Dom: no no no
Dom: we can figure something out
Jeff: *turns off safety*
Dom: I'll revert all the way back to irc
Dom: hold on
Jeff: *pulls trigger*
Dom: uninstalling in a minute
Dom: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeff: *falls dead to floor*
Dom: oh sweet pasta, what have I done??????
Dom: oh how will I ever hear new beautiful music?
king kai: Hey guys.. I heard a noise in here.. whats going o....
king kai: OH MY GOD
Dom: :P
Dom: uh-oh
king kai: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JEFF
Dom: I swear it wasn't me
Dom: I was trying to stop him
king kai: WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOONE?!?!?
Dom: he killed himself
Dom: because my control panel wouldn't load fast enough to uninstall
king kai: *picks up gun and aims at dom*
Dom: *falls to my knees in tears*
Jeff: oh hey guys... im actually still alive here
king kai: whoa
king kai: *shoots jeff*
Jeff: *falls dead to floor*
Dom: HEY
Dom: what do you think you are doing!!!????
king kai: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?
Dom: hold on JEFF
Dom: SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
Dom: gimmie that gun
king kai: *pulls hammer back*
Dom: *tries to wrestle gun away*
king kai: dont come near me man
king kai: i'll shoot you
king kai: no
king kai: EEIW_P0-3
king kai: stop
king kai: give
king kai: me
king kai: that
king kai: gun
Dom: let
Dom: go
king kai: *gun goes off*
Dom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
king kai: *lights go down*
Dom: my leg!!!!!!!!
king kai: *picks up gun*
king kai: *pulls back hammer, holds up to dom's head*
Dom: *hobbles around for alight*
Dom: you SOB
king kai: *pulls trigger*
Dom: he won't let you get away with this
king kai: FUCK
king kai: empty
Dom: HA
king kai: *hits dom over the head with barrel*
Dom: OW
Dom: *crawls toward kitchen*
Dom: Jeff, can you hear me??
Dom: hold on Jeff
Jeff: dom..... there's.....
Dom: *fumbles around for a knife*
Jeff: there's a white light
Jeff: its so beautiful
Dom: NO
Dom: STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT
Jeff: you should come see this ...
Dom: ITS JUST A BUNCH OF HOT CHICKS IN HEAVEN!
Dom: RUN AWAY!
Jeff: dom...
Jeff: its getting darker
Jeff: ....
Dom: WAIT
Jeff: why is it getting darker
Dom: listen to the music playing outside
king kai: WHERE ARE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH
Dom: hold on
king kai: WHEN I FIND YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU
Dom: *quietly pulls a knife out from the drawer*
Dom: *throws voice...*
Dom: perhaps I'm in the bathroom
king kai: I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE
king kai: YOU FUCKWE
king kai: FUCKER
king kai: I'll find you
king kai: taking a fucking shit
king kai: wheres the fucking bathroom?
Jeff: sooo beautiful
Dom: *leaps out from the hallway*
Jeff: i can't reach it ... dom...
Jeff: *coughs*
king kai: AAHHH
Dom: *stabs king kai in the back*
king kai: YOU....
king kai: ASS....
king kai: HO...........
king kai: *dies*
Dom: I GOT HIM JEFF
Jeff: *coughs*
Jeff: tell my ...
Dom: *stabs a dozen more times just in case*
Jeff: tell my parents i love them
Dom: Jeff
Dom: buddy
Dom: I'm here
Dom: its ok
Dom: your safe now
Jeff: you're
Dom: stay with me man
Jeff: *cough*
Dom: hold on
Jeff: always remember that *cough* apostrophe dom
Jeff: do it for me
Dom: I will Jeff'
Dom: Jeff?
Jeff: *eyes slowly close*
Dom: *lets go of lifeless hand*
Dom: rest well my friend
Dom: OH YOU CRUEL WORLD
Dom: IT WASN'T HIS TIME
Dom: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Dom: *lights go on*
Dom: *curtain goes up*
Dom: phew, what a show
Dom: *crowd goes wild*
Jeff: *drinks gatorade*
Dom: stand up and take a bow buddy
Jeff: *bows to crowd*
Dom: look at all those flowers they are throwin you
Dom: improv drama/action, some said it couldn't be done
Dom: Ladies and Gentleman, the great Jeff Curtis will be available out front in 10 minutes for autographs, but he certainly needs a few moments to rest first
Dom: please enjoy some refreshments out front and Jeff and I will be joining you in just a few
Jeff: what are we gonna do with this bum
Dom: *curtains down*
Jeff: we had play the killer
Dom: give him the ounce you promised him and send him back on the street
Dom: no one was routing for the bad guy, no one will notice that he isn't around later
Dom: Poland Springs???
Dom: dangit, how many times do I have to tell them, DASANI IN MY DRESSING ROOM!!!!
Jeff: ugh.. fucking bastards
Dom: can't get anything right
Dom: whose idea was this whole production? yours
Dom: who got the sponsers lined up? me
Dom: who did all the dang leg work to make this happen? us
Dom: and they can't get the right freakin water?
Jeff: its alright.. you can have some of mine *hands dom bottle of poland springs* I bought it before the show
Dom: thanks
Dom: you really out did yourself tonight man
Dom: were those real tears?
Dom: how do you DO that?
Jeff: i squeezed my nuts
Dom: oh snap
Dom: I'm just not man enough to do that
Dom: thats why you deserved top billing
Dom: I told you you deserved it
Jeff: aww.. we both did man
Dom: alrighty, you ready to go meet our adoring fans?
Jeff: no
Dom: whats up?
Jeff: i think i want to rub one out back here.. you go get to them
Jeff: i'll be out in a few
Dom: aiight
Dom: take your time
Dom: wait
Dom: did you notice the guy in the second row?
Dom: didn't take his eyes off you the whole show
Jeff: really?
Jeff: was he good looking?
Dom: well, I'm not the best judge of that, but I guess I'd say yes
Dom: perhaps you should hold off
Dom: see if he is out front
Jeff: hmm
Jeff: why dont you see if he's out there
Jeff: if he is
Jeff: send him back
Jeff: if he walks in and likes it
Jeff: then yay
Jeff: if not.. well hey
Jeff: honest mistake
Dom: oh good call
Dom: *moments later jeff here's a knock*
Jeff: sweet
Jeff: AAHH MOM
Dom: Hey Jeff!
Dom: oh, hi Mrs Curtis
Dom: Jeff, great news
Dom: oh snap, sorry, I forgot to stop your mom
Jeff: >:o
Dom: was distracted
Dom: turns out that guy is a broadway scout!

Best Surgeon in the World

Three Doctors walk into a bar together and discuss surgeries they had performed.

The first one said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a Private concert for the Queen of England."

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on Into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States."

Can't Stop

Cant stop the gods from engineering
Feel no need for any interfering
Your image in the dictionary
This life is more than ordinary
Can I get 2 maybe even 3 of these
Come from space
To teach you of the pliedes
Cant stop the spirits when they need you
This life is more than just a read thru

- RHCP

Today

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in a bad mood. I'm listenin to some music on myspace thats ok but I wanna listen to AltNation on Sirius through the online player but it isn't loading today for some reason. I forgot my flash drive at home so I can't play my own music. I'm stuck at work from 8am til 4pm, on only half an hour of sleep I might add, so I'm cranky. I just realized that I left my new jacket somewhere and I don't even know where. I've been lookin for it for the last few days since its been rainy but I can't find it anywhere. I've been getting worse and worse with not being able to keep track of things or remember to do things. wtf?!

And still no one is calling me back for anything, going on two weeks now, WTF!?@!